Archive for August, 2011

August 30, 2011

10 Commandments we hope not to break this Eid

by Huma Sattar

Promise?

  1. Thou shalt not indulge in petty gossip on who is wearing the better, shinier clothes and point at a particularly bad design and scoff
  2. Thou shalt be nice and kind, even to the stranger who overtook your car while trying to get out of a tricky traffic jam
  3. Thou shalt not swear or utter cuss words in the situation above- [Sub-section: Thou shalt not beat someone to a pulp because they scratched your car]
  4. Thou shalt not count Eidi every ten minutes and mentally calculate your chances of getting an iphone with it
  5. In fact, Thou shalt not suck up to elders and distribute (mithai) sweets around the neighbourhood in the hopes that they would give you some cash
  6. Thou shalt not whine about less Eidi this year and compare it with the inflation rates whining some more at the unfairness of it all- [Sub-section for my cousins: Thou shalt NOT rip me off; salary not in yet]
  7. Thou shalt not whine about ruined mehandi or curse the tailor for not getting the fitting just right and vow to pay him less
  8. Thou just shalt not whine. Period
  9. Thou shalt not overeat and hog on food like there is no tomorrow

Aaaaaaaand.. *drum roll*

10. (Now this is very important so listen closely). Thou shalt… umm.. not kill?

EID MUBARAK, Ya’ All

 

 [Disclaimer: I do not mean to offend anyone's sensibilities by this post. Just something I observed]

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August 30, 2011

Solve your derivative here

by Huma Sattar

Before you can even start counting down!

The first in the series of my ‘mathematical’ musings is this wonderful widget which helps you solve a derivative, any derivative, to any degree. Just type in your problem and get going. You can also view the complete solution. All credits to Wolfram Research

August 27, 2011

Missing math

by Huma Sattar

loving-and-missing-math

Is there a solution?

I miss math. Math was my thing, like sarcasm is; an incorrigable, unshakeable part of my personality though lately, I have been feeling out of touch with it. Mostly because I am out of touch with it. I cannot dwell over a good ol’ calculus problem or talk about the wonders of Operations Research anymore. I may not have been a 4.0 in college but I enjoyed solving problems, I enjoyed making up ideologies (thankfully in my head!) based on mathematical concepts, I enjoyed discussing math, I enjoyed teaching math, I enjoyed just living and breathing math. Only I didn’t realize it until now…

 What’s a girl to do?

Here is my solution. I will put up interesting stuff up here in my mission to stay close to mathematics and maybe, over time help some whiz kid with his research or a particularly twisty probem he is facing. Oh and I have majored in mathematics so feel free to look up to me :D

Watch this space.

August 25, 2011

Revisiting the freaks of nature

by Huma Sattar

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The tragedy, not the luxury of being an observer of evil is the constant need to find meaning in it. I find myself incessantly in search of the ‘why’, the why which is a motivation for a human being to drill in the head and gorge out eyes of another human being, truss it up in a gunny bag and throw it on the street, then go back and do it all over again, and again, and again. Relentlessly.

Dave Grossman in his book: On Killing explains what makes war possible; the motivations and reasons behind a killing, the ease with which a man kills and the capability or rather the potential of a man killing another man. His explanation of just why a man can kill oddly makes sense: finding motivation in killing through emotional distance, fear of authority, camaraderie, the us-against-them phenomenon; you really have to read the book to fully appreciate just how far he comes in understanding the anatomy of killing. However, his theory mostly concerns itself with war and how killing situates itself during one making me wonder: To provide any form of justification to the killings in Pakistan, is it in the state of war? If yes, is there an “us” or “them” in this equation? Is there one war or many wars all fought simultaneously in Pakistan’s battlefield; its cities, towns, roads, streets, now rivers gobbling up the quiet, the innocent, the observers and turning them into collateral damage for the big cause(s) and what, one may ask are these ‘causes’?

kill bleed pakistan gun mob

The death toll in Karachi today, the eighth day of the alleged ‘ethnic’ violence rose to 111. As I understand it, this killing spree is neither a violence whose foundation lies in ethnicity nor is it of hatred or rage for other human beings. It is a simple, systematically engineered mission to achieve a set of goals, primarily in connection with money and power. Understood, there is the big cause, the motivation: money and power. That answers my question of the ‘why’. Should I still be questioning the existential nature of being? Surely there have been killings before, murder before, wars before and genocides before, all with perfect explanation of just why they happened. Why still are questions being hurled on the philosophy of violence and its existence in human beings?

Being human was once about the good things. The innate nature of humanity once explained the good, the love, the kindness, the morality while killing was considered inhumane but have we not bred ourselves into such a way that we are now accepting and tolerating of it all. We cringe at the sight of blood and dead bodies, yet we live by them each day, quietly going about our lives, so resilient in the eyes of terror, torture and pain.

We are at ease, is that the problem? The ease with which we take the news and put it in the deep recesses of our minds, the way we manage to find humor in it; is that a defense mechanism? Let me demonstrate here a quick example. My brother got these texts over the past days saying:

¹Aur dost khariat hai na. Ghar pey ho, Ya bori mein

Another said:

 ²Aaj kal kay halaat kuch aisay hain, faraz. Jo apnay ghar pohanch

gaya woh sikandar, aur jo na pohancha woh bori kay andar

What propels one to write such a thing and what makes us laugh; I know I did when I read it first, then I clenched my fists in disgust.

As each ‘war’ subsides in Pakistan, we postpone our mission to come out on the streets for justice and revolution and just sit back for a second, heave a sigh of relief and think: ‘Now it is better. Let us see. Wait a while’. As far as theories go, many a philosophies have been derived on violence and its perpetuation, pages have been filled by Kant and Rousseau on the ‘real’ nature of human beings but the metaphysical nature of it has failed to answer for sure whether we are getting ‘de’humanized or is violence just a quality, a characteristic inherent to our natures and very much human.

I find myself revisiting the Theory of Evolution of Darwin. He hypothesized that man would be bred on the basis of his breeding success; those selected traits would go forward which fought better over other traits and newer generations would be born.

If one were to insist that it is less human to kill, are we not then becoming evolved towards our more primal selves, even though we are more socialized and more aware, aren’t we moving towards and not away from the ‘freaks of nature’ that we once were. Darwin may have identified how only the fittest would survive but could he have guessed that his evolution theory perhaps lies in a circle; that eventually we will all evolve to our more basic forms, the freak, the animal.


I admire the people who still express their desire to come out on the roads and scream for a revolution, who still find hope in the revolutionary episodes of Libya and Egypt and who still get suitably shocked at the ugliness of violence in Pakistan.

How few of these are left and how most of us here are only standing under the sun waiting…waiting for something, reminiscent of waiting for Godot; waiting like fools

… and noone dares to ask, just why are we still waiting?

[1]Literal translation: Hello friend. Is everything fine? You at home or in a sack

[2] The situation these days is such that, whoever reaches home is hero and whoever doesn’t is trussed in a sack

August 19, 2011

What is endangering your mobile phone?

by Huma Sattar

 

I just recently got my mobile phone snatched at gunpoint in Karachi (a blog on that is coming up soon) which has made me a little obsessed about mobile security, hazards of saving data on your phone and whether security on mobile phones actually exist.

 I lost over 3,000 messages on that phone- do I hear cries of disbelieve? Its true. And I did not have any backup! So, I find myelf googling  ‘How to secure your mobile phone data?’, ‘What is threatening my mobile phone data’, ‘Dummy’s guide to mobile security’ and so on and I came across this amazing infographic on mobile malware, what it is, what is endangering your smart phones lately and much, much more! I was never a tech-savvy person so all this information is astounding for me. Hope someone finds it use ful too. Oh, and if you are as uninterested in mobile phones as I used to be only a few days back, at least skip to the last part of this infographic and give half a minute to ’How to protect your mobile device‘ because well, everyone has one.

 Source: http://mashable.com/2011/08/12/mobile-malware/

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